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Siri, you suck.

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Lunch salad ingredients

Kale, Egg whites, Tofu, Cherry tomatoes, Avocado, Artichoke, Buffalo sauce, Chopped almonds, A few Pita chips, A strip of bread

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laughingsquid:

X-Men: Days of Future Past Trailer Sets Up Time Travel Shenanigans

 me:  WAIT DAYS OF FUTURE PAST TRAILER?!?!
 Chelsea:  YUP
JKLDJSKLFJDK
I had no idea, it was a sneak
sneak attack
 me:  HOLY SHIT
S to the PLOOSH
 Chelsea:  I don’t care if it’ll be a hot mess, I WANT ALL OF IT SO MUCH
 me:  PHRASING
 Chelsea:  NOPE. CORRECT PHRASING.
 me:  CAN I USE THIS CHAT AS A CAPTION FOR MY REBLOG?
 Chelsea:  YUP LOL
 me:  DONE
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thecornettotrilogy:

Love this fanart from Uncles Nail

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Strength is only having eaten one of these in 24 hours.

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People just look cool in it. They look nice. It’s colorless. It’s super hood, but it’s super white boy approved at the same time. That’s my style. I don’t look like a rapper. When I started, I wasn’t gangster enough. I’m getting married to Kim Kardashian and I never played in the NBA.

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ha, ha, haunted

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New York is dying.

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These came with lunch today. Who told?