Siri, you suck.
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Month: October 2013
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Lunch salad ingredients
Kale, Egg whites, Tofu, Cherry tomatoes, Avocado, Artichoke, Buffalo sauce, Chopped almonds, A few Pita chips, A strip of bread
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X-Men: Days of Future Past Trailer Sets Up Time Travel Shenanigans
me: WAIT DAYS OF FUTURE PAST TRAILER?!?!
Chelsea: YUP
JKLDJSKLFJDK
I had no idea, it was a sneak
sneak attack
me: HOLY SHIT
S to the PLOOSH
Chelsea: I don’t care if it’ll be a hot mess, I WANT ALL OF IT SO MUCH
me: PHRASING
Chelsea: NOPE. CORRECT PHRASING.
me: CAN I USE THIS CHAT AS A CAPTION FOR MY REBLOG?
Chelsea: YUP LOL
me: DONE
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
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Strength is only having eaten one of these in 24 hours.
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People just look cool in it. They look nice. It’s colorless. It’s super hood, but it’s super white boy approved at the same time. That’s my style. I don’t look like a rapper. When I started, I wasn’t gangster enough. I’m getting married to Kim Kardashian and I never played in the NBA.
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ha, ha, haunted
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New York is dying.
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These came with lunch today. Who told?
