Pirate King. Is Megaupload CEO Kim Dotcom a criminal mastermind, or the world’s most entertaining scapegoat?
All he does is KIM KIM KIM no matter wha—, well, Bail Permitting.
Seriously, though: Mr. Dotcom should have been a Carmen Sandiego crony:
- larger than life persona
- large than life physique
- amusing name.
- Finally? A roster of musicians to write his song that Rockapella plays.