Sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports. Marge, Bart gets to ride in the front seat because he’s good at sports.

Homer Simpson, and how everyone not watching baseball read their social media stream from the last 2 hours.

Has anybody been watching the debates lately? You’ve got a governor whose state is on fire denying climate change. It’s true. You’ve got audiences cheering at the prospect of somebody dying because they don’t have healthcare and booing a service member in Iraq because they’re gay. That’s not reflective of who we are.

I had to check the news to make sure this quote was authentic (and it is)
-Cour-Valant

President Barack Obama (via fromrighttoleft)