theclearlydope:

If I were a male prostitute this would be on my list of services for the ladies: 

Filling up a bathtub of the “scotch flavored ice cream with all the bacon and eggs we had,” and making sweet love to you in that bathtub.

“You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: GIVE ME ALL OF THE BACON AND EGGS YOU HAVE”

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