But once I paid the toll to enter, all of the problems in the current iteration of the Times’ iOS apps became glaringly obvious in quick fashion. Some are giant and stupid, while some are slight and mystifying. This is Four Fails and a FTW: The Gray Lady’s New Digital Clothes.

[Deadspin has] Found The Lass Responsible For The Lone Amstel Light On The Bruins’ $156,000 Bar Tab

When the Bruins threw down with an epic body count at their Stanley Cup celebrations at Foxwoods, the world was drawn not to the six-figure bottle of champagne: Armand de Brignac is so played out. Instead it was the solo Amstel Light, a beacon of moderation and taste in a storm of crapulence.

[Deadspin has] Found The Lass Responsible For The Lone Amstel Light On The Bruins’ $156,000 Bar Tab