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Google Glass’ awkward interactions parodied on ‘Saturday Night Live’

Google Glass and its new approach to a constantly-connected lifestyle has already been the butt of a number of jokes, including Tumblr blogs devoted to showing how ridiculous the device can be. On Saturday’s new episode of Saturday Night Live, the writers of Weekend Update also got into the fray, with fictional tech blogger Randall Meeks and his new Google Glass joining the news desk to speak to Seth Meyers. 

I couldn’t have been happier with an SNL segment about technology. What in the what is going on?

Posted at 11:34am and tagged with: tech, google,.

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Google Glass’ awkward interactions parodied on ‘Saturday Night Live’
Google Glass and its new approach to a constantly-connected lifestyle has already been the butt of a number of jokes, including Tumblr blogs devoted to showing how ridiculous the device can be. On Saturday’s new episode of Saturday Night Live, the writers of Weekend Update also got into the fray, with fictional tech blogger Randall Meeks and his new Google Glass joining the news desk to speak to Seth Meyers. 

I couldn’t have been happier with an SNL segment about technology. What in the what is going on?

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Google Glass app lets you sneak photos with a wink

Developers are just beginning to discover Glass’ hidden capabilities

I’m sorry, but HELL NO. Which does not mean Fictional (place) No. It means NO. Can we just ignore Google Glass? Please?

Posted at 12:37pm and tagged with: tech, google, google glass, making it easy to Be Evil,.

thisistheverge:

Google Glass app lets you sneak photos with a wink
Developers are just beginning to discover Glass’ hidden capabilities

I’m sorry, but HELL NO. Which does not mean Fictional (place) No. It means NO. Can we just ignore Google Glass? Please?

This is my news story of the week, non-Google Reader, non-Veronica Mars edition. In particular because this makes me hope they go email provider-agnostic.

Still don’t got time to give a damn about no pope.

Posted at 1:10pm and tagged with: tech, mailbox, dropbox,.

Mophie finally announces powered case for iPhone 5.

OR

#SHUTUPANDTAKEMYMONEY

Posted at 11:18am and tagged with: SHUTUPANDTAKEMYMONEY, Tech,.

Mophie finally announces powered case for iPhone 5.
OR
#SHUTUPANDTAKEMYMONEY

The one thing I find great about iTunes 11. If not also too clever by half: 

In iTunes 11, find a song in your library, and drag it in any direction. The right rail of playlists pops up.

Posted at 7:08pm and tagged with: tech, iTunes, iTunes 11, Music, URshur, thesearemyconfessions,.

The one thing I find great about iTunes 11. If not also too clever by half: 
In iTunes 11, find a song in your library, and drag it in any direction. The right rail of playlists pops up.

It’s sad how excited I got for Google Maps re-launching on iOS. Also, it’s having trouble downloading. It happened with Gmail 2.0 for iOS. Just wait it out.

Posted at 11:44pm and tagged with: tech, google, iOS, maps,.

It’s sad how excited I got for Google Maps re-launching on iOS. Also, it’s having trouble downloading. It happened with Gmail 2.0 for iOS. Just wait it out.

More on Clicky Keyboards, a response to Pablog’s comment

For full context, the Das Keyboard isn’t the only keyboard I’m looking at. The two other models are the Tactile Pro 3 and the Quiet Pro [1] by Matias. So far, though, the Das is the only model I can find to play around with at NYC stores. I may have been given a good lead on a location that may have a great selection of third party apple products, so this may be updated later.

The Das Keyboad and the Tactile Pro series are known for - amongst other things - not fading into the background of your writing environment. They are not thin, they are not quiet, and they are not light. And yes, as Pablo noted, they are built to click. To click loudly, even. They are so known for the noises made that popular mac blogger Shawn Blanc’s review of a few different models is simple titled Clicky Keyboards.

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For me, the noise level isn’t what’s drawing me to these keyboards. It’s that I don’t like the feels of the clicks on my current keyboards. The keys on the keyboards I’ve mentioned above are jumping up and down via mechanical switches, and not the plastic scissor switches with plastic membranes that the chiclet keys on all Apple keyboards today use.

These key switches provide a drastically different experience, giving feedback to the typist and supposedly leading to a better typing experience. What I experienced typing (rap lyrics and short reviews of podcasts) yesterday at TekServe, was - physically - the closest thing the modern computer user can get to using a typewriter. If you look at the above image, the blue/brown switches of the keys push down and the springs help provide the feedback.

Of course, though, the clicky nature of the keyboards is something that has to be helping and hurting the experience of writing. Helping, because of the auditory confirmation of keys being correctly clicked, and hurting because it’s driving you to be an even bigger hermit than you were before already, since these things can’t be easy to be around. Well, I guess that’s only a problem if your writing is taking place in an office or during your off hours when those who live with you are around.

But some swear by the loud keyboard lifestyle. Whatever works, though, is the old phrase about writing. If you’ve found a working solution (and I quickly banged this out on my laptop’s keyboard, so who knows what I really need) you might not need to jump onto the good ship Mechanical Switches. But if you’re like Pablo, and you write for a living, there is an allure in getting into the clicky keyboard game. It just can seem like a cult depending on how far away you’re examining it. 

For further information:

Shawn Blanc’s Clicky Keyboards is a good entry point to the conversation, and for further down the rabbit hole, Overclock.net’s forum section on mechanical keyboards is almost too informative and detailed.

[1] The Quiet Pro, though, is a recent release from Matias and delivers a less clicky experience, but all reports are saying the keys are noticeably lesser in terms of the clicking experience for feedback, etc.. If I get a keyboard, it will likely be one of the two loud models, if only because I do care about the feel of the keys.

Posted at 10:16am and tagged with: tech, keyboard, mechanical, das, matias,.

More on Clicky Keyboards, a response to Pablog’s comment
For full context, the Das Keyboard isn’t the only keyboard I’m looking at. The two other models are the Tactile Pro 3 and the Quiet Pro [1] by Matias. So far, though, the Das is the only model I can find to play around with at NYC stores. I may have been given a good lead on a location that may have a great selection of third party apple products, so this may be updated later.
The Das Keyboad and the Tactile Pro series are known for - amongst other things - not fading into the background of your writing environment. They are not thin, they are not quiet, and they are not light. And yes, as Pablo noted, they are built to click. To click loudly, even. They are so known for the noises made that popular mac blogger Shawn Blanc’s review of a few different models is simple titled Clicky Keyboards.

For me, the noise level isn’t what’s drawing me to these keyboards. It’s that I don’t like the feels of the clicks on my current keyboards. The keys on the keyboards I’ve mentioned above are jumping up and down via mechanical switches, and not the plastic scissor switches with plastic membranes that the chiclet keys on all Apple keyboards today use.
These key switches provide a drastically different experience, giving feedback to the typist and supposedly leading to a better typing experience. What I experienced typing (rap lyrics and short reviews of podcasts) yesterday at TekServe, was - physically - the closest thing the modern computer user can get to using a typewriter. If you look at the above image, the blue/brown switches of the keys push down and the springs help provide the feedback.
Of course, though, the clicky nature of the keyboards is something that has to be helping and hurting the experience of writing. Helping, because of the auditory confirmation of keys being correctly clicked, and hurting because it’s driving you to be an even bigger hermit than you were before already, since these things can’t be easy to be around. Well, I guess that’s only a problem if your writing is taking place in an office or during your off hours when those who live with you are around.
But some swear by the loud keyboard lifestyle. Whatever works, though, is the old phrase about writing. If you’ve found a working solution (and I quickly banged this out on my laptop’s keyboard, so who knows what I really need) you might not need to jump onto the good ship Mechanical Switches. But if you’re like Pablo, and you write for a living, there is an allure in getting into the clicky keyboard game. It just can seem like a cult depending on how far away you’re examining it. 
For further information:
Shawn Blanc’s Clicky Keyboards is a good entry point to the conversation, and for further down the rabbit hole, Overclock.net’s forum section on mechanical keyboards is almost too informative and detailed.
[1] The Quiet Pro, though, is a recent release from Matias and delivers a less clicky experience, but all reports are saying the keys are noticeably lesser in terms of the clicking experience for feedback, etc.. If I get a keyboard, it will likely be one of the two loud models, if only because I do care about the feel of the keys.

A review of iTunes 11 in a series of posts, Part 1. 

Albums is the new default viewing mode for iTunes 11, and clicking on an album cover in this mode, unveils one of Apple’s latest pieces of eye candy mojo.

Each track listing for an album which has art is type-set with colors pulled from the album art.

For me this feels like something that I never would have thought of, and still don’t think I need. Luckily, it only effects the area of the track listing. Skinning iTunes based on the album I’m listening to smacks of the old days of Winamp (stop me when I’m dating myself).

Another issue with this is that the font iTunes uses is often far too frail. For these areas, they needed to be using a thicker font face, or maybe even just the bold font face of what’s here.

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Something I’ve learned over the years working in printed products is that the thinner a font face is, the riskier using it on a poorly contrasted background, or white text on said background, is.

Having iTunes’ special-sauce-coding auto generate these colors really makes the issues with the font-size and readability glare on occasion.

Luckily for me, I’m mostly using iTunes in what I’d call the iTunes 10 view. How that view can be set up? Click Songs view, and then these are your preferred settings. That’s your little reward for finishing this post.

Coming up next? The most infuriating error message since the Blue Screen of Death.

Posted at 10:48pm and tagged with: iTunes, iTunes 11, Review, Tech,.

A review of iTunes 11 in a series of posts, Part 1. 
Albums is the new default viewing mode for iTunes 11, and clicking on an album cover in this mode, unveils one of Apple’s latest pieces of eye candy mojo.
Each track listing for an album which has art is type-set with colors pulled from the album art.
For me this feels like something that I never would have thought of, and still don’t think I need. Luckily, it only effects the area of the track listing. Skinning iTunes based on the album I’m listening to smacks of the old days of Winamp (stop me when I’m dating myself).
Another issue with this is that the font iTunes uses is often far too frail. For these areas, they needed to be using a thicker font face, or maybe even just the bold font face of what’s here.

Something I’ve learned over the years working in printed products is that the thinner a font face is, the riskier using it on a poorly contrasted background, or white text on said background, is.
Having iTunes’ special-sauce-coding auto generate these colors really makes the issues with the font-size and readability glare on occasion.
Luckily for me, I’m mostly using iTunes in what I’d call the iTunes 10 view. How that view can be set up? Click Songs view, and then these are your preferred settings. That’s your little reward for finishing this post.
Coming up next? The most infuriating error message since the Blue Screen of Death.

No, Maps(iOS 6), this is not the 4 W 54 St. I’m looking for, dummy.

You have GPS, are you too lazy to find the nearest match?

Posted at 5:52pm and tagged with: agedtech, ios 6 maps, apple, tech, urban mapping,.

No, Maps(iOS 6), this is not the 4 W 54 St. I’m looking for, dummy. 

You have GPS, are you too lazy to find the nearest match?

#AgedTech, the iPhone 5 Problems, Pt. 2: iOS 6 Maps

In the attempts to document the always iterating world of technology, I think the story of how products age is not as on display. Sure, it’s right to document that Apple Maps is a step backwards for anyone who uses public transportation or relies on accuracy in their turn by turn navigation, but what about how that problem evolves in the weeks after?

Three weeks later, Apple Maps still can’t parse imperfect search requests well, or sometimes at all. Unlike Google Maps, Apple’s solution needs addresses written in a horribly formal way. Sometimes I don’t have the exact spelling of my destination, but the great thing about Google Maps was that it would figure out what I wanted.

With Apple Maps, you need to get the spelling exactly right, and excuse me for sounding lazy, but that doesn’t fit with a digital maps service. The usage of these apps is very frequently involving destinations you’re not familiar with. You know, the reason why you don’t know the directions yourself?

My other big problem with the Maps app in iOS 6 is the integration of third party public transportation apps. The app that I’ve used – and it’s more than a few - are far from the solution to bring Maps back to parity with iOS 5’s maps. Sure, Apple Maps spits the data to the third party apps, which feels very un-iOS, but the experience of using those apps to guide you getting to your destination is a far cry from what it used to be.

Most of the apps just give you either a non-interactive map showing the path to take, or a written list of directions. The iOS 5 style of the GPS-placed dot on a map you can interact with is gone for public transit, and will probably be gone until Google’s legit maps app launches.

A friend recently said online that Google’s lack of service updates for when the F or whatever train shits the bed is a great reason why those third party apps are valuable. Agreed, but I wouldn’t trade away integrated transit directions for that feature, nor do I think Vector Based mapping is an important enough feature to be listed as a counterbalance to the failings. You can only cell-shade a turd so much.

If I didn’t need to get a new phone and Google’s Play offerings didn’t seem piss poor, I would not be using this iPhone 5 with iOS 6, but for the time being, I will continue to document the experience. 

Also, saying “it will get better” only reminds me of Google.

Posted at 10:58am and tagged with: AgedTech, iPhone 5, TECH, Maps, iOS 6,.

#AgedTech, the iPhone 5 Problems, Pt. 2: iOS 6 Maps

In the attempts to document the always iterating world of technology, I think the story of how products age is not as on display. Sure, it’s right to document that Apple Maps is a step backwards for anyone who uses public transportation or relies on accuracy in their turn by turn navigation, but what about how that problem evolves in the weeks after?
Three weeks later, Apple Maps still can’t parse imperfect search requests well, or sometimes at all. Unlike Google Maps, Apple’s solution needs addresses written in a horribly formal way. Sometimes I don’t have the exact spelling of my destination, but the great thing about Google Maps was that it would figure out what I wanted.
With Apple Maps, you need to get the spelling exactly right, and excuse me for sounding lazy, but that doesn’t fit with a digital maps service. The usage of these apps is very frequently involving destinations you’re not familiar with. You know, the reason why you don’t know the directions yourself?
My other big problem with the Maps app in iOS 6 is the integration of third party public transportation apps. The app that I’ve used – and it’s more than a few - are far from the solution to bring Maps back to parity with iOS 5’s maps. Sure, Apple Maps spits the data to the third party apps, which feels very un-iOS, but the experience of using those apps to guide you getting to your destination is a far cry from what it used to be.
Most of the apps just give you either a non-interactive map showing the path to take, or a written list of directions. The iOS 5 style of the GPS-placed dot on a map you can interact with is gone for public transit, and will probably be gone until Google’s legit maps app launches.
A friend recently said online that Google’s lack of service updates for when the F or whatever train shits the bed is a great reason why those third party apps are valuable. Agreed, but I wouldn’t trade away integrated transit directions for that feature, nor do I think Vector Based mapping is an important enough feature to be listed as a counterbalance to the failings. You can only cell-shade a turd so much.
If I didn’t need to get a new phone and Google’s Play offerings didn’t seem piss poor, I would not be using this iPhone 5 with iOS 6, but for the time being, I will continue to document the experience. 
Also, saying “it will get better” only reminds me of Google.

October 13, 9:30am.

Apple Genius tells me:

  1. Black paint chipping is a part of the nature of the anodized aluminum.
  2. Pixel flickering issue that can’t be replicated can’t be diagnosed.
  3. Diagnostics reveal the answer to mediocre battery life: I need to do a factory restore to recover battery life. The background apps are crashing as much if not as often as visible apps.

I will lose all data from apps.

So, how do I do this?

  1. I screen-grab all my Clear lists.
  2. Note the apps I have (currently not syncing apps with my laptop).
  3. Review and export my twitter drafts.

Let’s see if this works.

Posted at 11:47am and tagged with: TECH, diagnostics, iPhone 5, agedtech,.

Hi All,

Up front, I’ll admit that it’s a very unlikely chance that I won’t buy the iPhone 5. It might be ~1%, even. But I’d love you to indulge me on this:

Between the broken on/off button on my iPhone, the design stagnancy in iOS 6, and Apple working to develop geofence technology to halt camera usage in specific areas, it’s a good time look around. Sure, I’m unlikely to be convinced, but I’m interested in what I hear back.

I know some very savvy people who don’t like the iPhone, so I want to see what people have to say about their smartphone of choice, in general, or on the following:

  • What is the killer feature of Android, Windows Phone 7, your Samsung Galaxy, your Droid RAZR, your HTC EVO, your whatever?
  • Do you have a good RSS reader/client/app?
  • How do you put music on your smartphone?
  • How do you get podcasts onto your smartphone?
  • Good gmail client/app?
  • Good Dropbox integration?
  • Do you get to assign apps to be the phone’s default email/calendar/etc. client, or are those defaults set/stuck like they are in iOS?
  • ALSO: AT&T, Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile, or Virgin Mobile?

Thank you for your replies,
Henry

Posted at 7:52pm and tagged with: iPhone 5, Tech, Ask,.

The Problem: Apple Loves Their iCloud, and Will Shove It Down Your Throat

If you’re considering dropping $20 on the latest iterative update to Apple’s operating system OS X, let me show you the one thing I would have done immediately after installing 10.8 – if only I had known to do it.

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Posted at 9:44am and tagged with: tech, mac, mountain lion, MoLo, iCloud, fix,.

Former iPad Killers, each and every returned one of them.

Posted at 1:19pm and tagged with: android, tech, groupon,.

Former iPad Killers, each and every returned one of them.

Not that we don’t need those types of people arguing, because I can’t say there will never be anything to be gained by listening to someone who has no perspective, but he shouldn’t have THE NEW YORK FUCKING TIMES as a platform.
Daisey writes:

“Because of its enormous strength in both music sales and mobile devices, Apple has more power than at any time in its history, and it is using that power to make the computing experience of its users less free, more locked down and more tightly regulated than ever before. All of Apple’s iDevices — the iPod, iPhone and iPad — use operating systems that deny the user access to their workings. Users cannot install programs themselves; they are downloaded from Apple’s servers, which Apple controls and curates, choosing at its whim what can and can’t be distributed, and where anything can be censored with little or no explanation.”

Most may not know this, but the above segment is an ode to the shitshow that is called How Google Runs Things On Their Mobile Platform. 

Well, the short of my argument is this: They damn well better have an iron-tight command on what enters their ecosystem. The present day offered alternate[1], is the Android App Market - a god damn shit show, lousy with spam apps pretending to be what you’re trying to find.

Not that Apple’s app store doesn’t have its own share of detritus, but the difference is night and day, and with Apple’s store in its infancy, it is constantly improving it’s definitions about what is allowed into the store. I read a piece recently about some satirical app that didn’t make it? Well, I bet it will eventually, but it’s not in Apple’s best interest to have spent all of the time, the first time, to get that onto their digital shelving.

Apple deals daily with more applications submitted than most companies would be able to process, and it handles things - for the most part - efficiently. Sure, Google Voice got the shit end of the stick from Apple for months, but Apple and Google havn’t been friends ever since Eric Schmidt (of Google) ran from the Apple Board Of Directors with news of the iPhone and got Google to jump start work on their own mobile device platform. So I’m not surprised that Apple doesn’t make the products of their biggest competitor in the mobile market, especially a VOIP product which is likely to enrage telecom carriers, even close to a priority.

There are so many developers submitting because everybody wants their shot at getting at the wallets of every iPhone owner, since those are simply better customers to have. Time has proven that the Android Marketplace isn’t that lucrative comparatively, because Android phone owners will rarely pay for an app, rather sift through ad-supported nonsense (something I appreciate in TV, but not in software).

I can’t begin to believe this is an issue, and pardon the tone I’m about to take here, but after actually reading - as opposed to hearing this argument second hand throughout the day - I’m fucking shocked with the NYT for publishing this. Some half assed nonsense by a fucking unknown performance artist? SERIOUSLY?

“He often told the press that he was as proud of the devices Apple killed — in the parlance of Silicon Valley, he was a master of “knifing the baby,”

Am I wrong in thinking this is Daisey’s really tacky way of trying to say Jobs himself said that to himself, taking pride in being mean, rather than what this means, not worrying about scaring people tied to technology on its way to the grave: the floppy drive, and soon the CD?

More annoyingly about the article is how Mr. Daisey has no evidence regarding anything *but* the already well-reported FoxConn factories, which are not anything close to ideal, but more close to the average for all consumer technology manufacturing than the media wants to let you know. Video game systems, computer monitors, and many other high end devices are made at facilities similar to, or the same as FoxConn. I’ve already ranted about Apple’s poor judgement with FoxConn, so here’s somewhere where Daisey and I see eye to eye. But with just that graf, he has nothing close to an actual article.

In the very end, though, what did Steve Jobs seem to care about more than anything else? That his products worked, and were simple when they did so. iPods were done away with due to too many buttons, and this decision was owed directly to Jobs. The 1-button interface pioneered by the iPhone and iPad (and copied by everyone else, minus Amazon) has so much to do with that groundwork.

And what of the iPhone, which Daisey seems to believe is inferior because of the limits imposed by Apple? Well, ask any iOS (not iDevice you stupid, lazy, piece of shit hack writer) product owner, and they’ll tell you the same thing: the iPads, the iPhones, the iPod Touches, they and they the apps which are available for purchase work really fucking well. You know what didn’t work well? The original iMac, which I owned after winning it in a raffle. Thing died on me once a day. It was Apple en route to the place where they are today, simplifying the computer.

Taking out the tower, taking away the cords. Sure, some edge case nerds who want to change the graphics card in their computer after they bought the damn thing are going to complain, but that’s not who Apple cares about. Apple doesn’t care about the uber-geeks, as much as many uber-geeks seem to care about Jobs and the company he helped resurrect. My iPhone, my most recent Mac computer purchase, in comparison to that iMac, it has similar crashing problems maybe once every two months.

You need to put a gate at the doors, because most software developers out there are shitty at what they do, and really aren’t going to help people have fun, but only cause headaches. Daisey wishes for an iPhone where you could just download apps willy-nilly off of the internet? That’s the pattern that’s led to a tech sector dominated by Anti Virus companies, where viruses run rampant, and the user experience is shit.

The Steve Jobs who founded Apple as an anarchic company promoting the message of freedom, whose first projects with Stephen Wozniak were pirate boxes and computers with open schematics, would be taken aback by the future that Apple is forging. Today there is no tech company that looks more like the Big Brother from Apple’s iconic 1984 commercial than Apple itself, a testament to how quickly power can corrupt.

There must be a vast difference between how Apple operated on day 1 and how they operate today, as the Largest-by-Value company, which it trades back and forth with Exxon-Mobil. If you discouraged rules and let every application into the iPhone, it just wouldn’t work as well.

The iTunes Store is Apple’s store. You don’t just think that a major retailer would let Joe Hydrax walk in and slam his inferior quality shit on a shelf and expect the store to waste retail space, energy, and workers to sell that shit do you? Apple is not interested in running a co-op, and no matter how much Daisey wants to paint some granola picture of the origins of the mac, I’m not buying it.

I hate to say that the customer needs to be protected from their own mistakes, but if you’ve ever tried to fix someone’s computer when they didn’t know shit about how to use it, you know that a tech future that has more fences is a better one.

[1] brought to you by Google, the people who try and tell you how Forward Thinking they are by using you the customer as the product they sell to advertisers

Posted at 12:21am and tagged with: nerd alert, tech, mac,.