> The Kick Ass Week wherein we tie a balloon to the mailbox in SoHo as the universal sign for PARTY OVER HERE, almost the “Good-Bye SoHo” party as I’m on my way to Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
> I’ve owned a few pieces of tech that I’m feeling ready to review (headphones, laptop).
> Review of the amazing [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘video games’
May 1, 2008
• Meanwhile, Fathers For Drunk Driving Supports GTA IV, P.B.R.
You’d have thought that by this point that M.A.D.D. would have become P.A.D.D. by now. I’m not sure what’s stopping that from happening other than guys poker night falling on protest night and an amazingly stupid acronym.
April 28, 2008
• Fantasy: The Other Reality
Dubya is your stoner uncle who’s angry at his dad for making him work with Walker Bush’s cohorts. He’s as willing to pardon stoners as he’s willing to pardon turkeys on Thanksgiving.
New York City is Liberty City: where you can drive anywhere you want, take your frustrations out on anything, and instantaneously transport yourself to [...]
January 13, 2008
Mom Talks To Video Game Character, Learns Drugs are Bad.
Not because she’s high and talking to a video game, though.
“You should tell him, in real life, drugs are nothing but trouble.”
December 26, 2007
Worst Game/Greatest YouTube Video… ever?
This is my present to you guys, something I think many of us can be glad to say we never had to experience.
Blue Man Group was the first time I’d heard the phrase “Mind Fuck,” and this is the most recent applicable moment.
Can you remember playing Super Mario Bros. as a [...]
December 17, 2007
One Sad Baddie
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Last night, with a little over 100 stars in hand, I beat the main adventure of Super Mario Galaxy. And sadly, and almost expectedly, the final level itself, “The Final Showdown: Bowser’s Galaxy Reactor,” was much more trouble than Bowser himself.
I just got home from the company Secret Satan drinks, so I’ve got [...]
December 11, 2007
WHAT THE FUCK!
Imagine His Head Falls Smack Dab onto Her Right Eye
I couldn’t find a good image of the scene in the Superbad that I describe above, but that post title, what Jules yells after Seth gives her what we later find out is a black eye, (Sarcastic after the fact of the matter spoiler alert for [...]
December 4, 2007
What Not To Give:
Not anywhere close to my wish list, seriously.
So most every single magazine on the shelves is playing the Gift List game, so I’ve decided to play the shamelessly contrarian card and list what presents you shouldn’t give certain folks.
You shouldn’t give A Contradictory Report on Iran to George W. Bush, cause he’ll just pfft [...]
December 3, 2007
Carver Said The World is on it’s Ass
So, I thought I could spend this Monday night with the Heroes winter season finale, and there wouldn’t be any drama. But then I turn on ESPN, and see that the Baltimore Ravens were beating the Patriots. I’m pretty sure I’ve got a friend or two with money on the Pats, but as you could [...]
