Sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports. Marge, Bart gets to...– Homer Simpson, and how everyone not watching baseball read their social media stream from the last 2 hours.
I am not able to think about the Amazon Fire...
And they say I’m supposed to be 27 by the end of next month. Ha.
if you weren’t already sold on it: The Facebook Timeline, as pitched by Don Draper (via NYMAG)
O HAI RON POL ON JON STEWART
O BAI RON POL ON JON STEWART
You’re Leslie fucking Knope!– Ron fucking Swanson
Has anybody been watching the debates lately? You’ve got a governor whose state...– I had to check the news to make sure this quote was authentic (and it is) -Cour-Valant President Barack Obama (via fromrighttoleft)
Chemistry. If you have chemistry, you only need...
Fuck The NYPD →
American McCarver: Gruber: The Saddest Sacks →
americanmccarver: Read this column by Tony Massarotti for The Boston Globe: What this all speaks to, more than anything else, is the general attitude and malaise that has enveloped Fenway Park in recent years, no matter the television ratings, ticket sales or intangible buzz. Red Sox fans, like their team,…
Not appreciating this state of body and mind.
Far from good, not good from far. I just saw Emilia last night, but I need more good things. I’m telling the date based on days since surgery. I miss contributing. // “Sorrow” by The National “Ronald Reagan Era” by Kendrick Lamar
Topolsky makes the argument I have said to others,... →
If we’re doing our job, your heart should swell up in your chest despite...– Dan Harmon
10 things in my notes
1. THERE’S A FUCKING *LINE*, YOU DRUNK EUROTRASH SCUM 2. 51% of west coast born people currently living in new york should get the fuck out 3. the 1st person in the other %49 is Soul Khan 4. i am going to hold every door open for all non-nazi handicapped persons once i am — wait, i already was 5. vociferously angry people on the 6 train skyrocketed in number this month 6. science...
I’m home. Arm sling / arm pillow through Wednesday. Everything went well. — miramay replied to your post: Hey there. Yay! I’m glad to hear it. Be sure to rest up lots, ok? — you got it. I’m off work until the sling comes off.
Tomorrow's the big day
So … if you wish luck, wish me some luck, or something. Doctors are smart, and science is the best, so I’m not that nervous. see you tomorrow night, woozy and drugged out as fuck.
Another reason why I like Tumblr more than Twitter...
My tumblr doesn’t link to the replies I’ve left on other tumblrs.
wouldn’t be any other way, would it? it is a day that ends in...– one hell of an afternoon
"GOD DAMN I'M GOOD"
Tonight I worked my magic in InDesign on someone’s resume. It’s not easy, because, without style sheets, it’s line by line. But damn, it didn’t take much, and I’m proud of the results.
felixsalmon: Obama's speech →
felixsalmon: Remarks of President Barack Obama in an Address to a Joint Session of Congress Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, and fellow Americans: Tonight we meet at an urgent time for our country. We continue to face an economic crisis that has left millions of our neighbors…
a week from friday, they’re opening my right hand up to take out a piece of broken bone, the hook of the hamate. Anyone want to be the person who picks me up from the hospital?
Neil Patrick Harris Serenades Gender-Swapped Adventure Time “Neil Patrick Harris is bringing his sweet geek pipes to Adventure Time. Monday night’s episode of the surreal toon, “Adventure Time With Fionna and Cake,” excellently transforms Pendleton Ward’s subversively saccharine land of Ooo into a gender-swapped parallel universe. …”
SMH in Williamsburg
Man behind me: I don’t want baaacon. Fried chicken and bacon, that sounds excessive. I say “Man” questionably.