• Barack Obama is Kinda like a Reverse Tommy Carcetti
October 12th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
1. Will probably never cheat on his wife.
2. Black man with potential to be elected to the office of POTUS / White man elected Mayor of modern day Baltimore.
3. Both, though, may inherit a shit economy.
4. Carcetti had a black chief of staff, Norman Wilson, while Obama has a white chief of staff, Plouffe, it seems and I can’t remember the last non-family member black person I’ve seen the man with.
5. Obama aspires to Bartlett level politics; Carcetti was grounded in a much more realistic desperateness.
• What are a couple of shit stirring Mavericks to do?
October 11th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
The Home Stretch.
Aside from outbursts on the campaign trail, which we have no way of predicting, there are only two really likely interesting moments left on broadcast television when it comes to this election prior to November 4th, Election Day. One of them definitely has the chance to be the supposed game changer that John McCain is in desperate need of, the other, well, will probably be benign.
The first, is of course, this upcoming Wednesday’s final presidential debate, wherein I’m sure the focus is going to be on how civil John McCain can actually be to Barack Obama while still pushing against him on policy.
After the Friday John McCain has had, it’s his only route, unless he really wants the media to tie him down to the crazy bigots attending his events. This debate is interesting because if Obama stays strong and protects himself from any punches McCain might have stored up, he could make it a clean sweep. The format and details:
Third Presidential Debate
Date: October 15 Site: Hofstra University – Topic: Domestic and Economic Issues – Moderator: Bob Schieffer – Staging: Candidates will be seated at a table – Answer Format: Same as First Presidential Debate – Closing Statements: At the end of this debate (only) each candidate shall have the opportunity for a 90 second closing statement.
do not seem to give either candidate an advantage, which is to say Obama, who has been the better debater thus far, which may have more to do with McCain flailing around with references to the civil war and hair transplants than Obama’s own performances. And it is almost for just this reason, that he has a perceived advantage in independents polling after debates, that he needs to be able to close this one out. To completely end it. After this day, there are no more scheduled events where BHO and JSM will share a stage, unless the economy requires fake campaign suspension again, that is.
The last interesting event prior to election night is a shit in my stocking of an early birthday present on October 25th, a scant half hour before I turn 24, at around 11:35pm EST when Sarah Barracuda invades Saturday Night Live, the home of the liberal elite sketch comedy media (well, Elite in one sense, not the qualitative sense).
Does she show up, in spite of the Troopergate Probe released saying she “unlawfully abused her authority.” I think the skit that would fit her the best right now has her talking with Hammond’s Bill Clinton, comparing abuse of power scandals.
Palin has been claiming in the aftermath of T-Gate that it does not matter as it says she did nothing illegal. What is interesting about the T-Gate report is that it calls her character into question, the same area where Palin and McCain were trying to hammer Barack on for the last week or so in regards to Ayers and the rest. They could turn her answer to this report into a joke, but i do somewhat doubt that will happen.
If this appearance were to be about actual comedy and such, I’d say she should be involved in whatever Mad Men parody that host Jon Hamm is involved with. She could play Joan Holloway’s evil twin or the character herself. Those knobs called Coldplay will be the musical guest. Odds on Chris Martin wearing an Obama shirt? Likely. Odds of an Obama victory? Better by the day.
• If you give a Republican* Stooge a Panel Chair and they Act like a Stooge
October 10th, 2008 § 1 Comment
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… you must take that chair away.
Okay, I get the point of Maher’s Real Time bringing in a Republican to sit on a panel of Democrats, we get to hear from both sides. But when you bring in a guy like Stephen Moore who is just a brainless interrupting echo chamber of bullshit like Acorn, Sarah Palin, and Barack Obama is Gonna Raise Your Taxes … you do not invite him back.
He’s been spending the most of his time trying to argue that John McCain and Sarah Palin SHOULD race bait their way as far as they can get, that we have no idea who Barack Obama is, this guy is just spouting nonsense for an hour and Maher better not invite him back again. And if he can’t find a decent Republican, find a Libertarian or someone else from some other group. Or just bring in liberals. Nobody said you have to be perfect.
Further, these token Republicans need to stop telling me that Sarah Palin is going to be the first female vice president. Wait, no. Moore told us that Sarah Palin is going to be the first female president. Whether or not it was a slip of the tongue, that’s the scariest bit of terrorism I’ve seen since 9/11.
In other news: John McCain has to tell people that Barack Obama isn’t an Arab & Sarah Palin is reamed by the Troopergate Probe in the same night? Can’t we just vote today?
*The same must go for Dems, but not until the president is a Democrat.
Late night I have no life anymore update: he also said Palin destroyed Biden at the VP debate. I guess it’s easy to now throw Moore in with the likes of Rich Lowry.
• The Daily Ritual: Coffee
October 10th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
“Small Iced Coffee, Unsweetened.”
That’s how I order my coffee. Usually done at the Starbucks on 23rd and Park Ave South. Which is around the corner from my office.
Preamble first, so you see where I’m coming from on this habit that most have been on forever. Before, let’s call it, senior year of college, I didn’t really fucks with coffee. I had dabbled in the drink, but had always found myself too impatient to wait for it to cool down from what Kenneth on 30 Rock calls “The Devil’s Temperature.”
When staying awake was a major concern, Euro History in High School with Snook if any Packer survivors are reading this, this being back when he threatened to kick me out of the class for falling asleep (side note: if he didn’t give us such dense readings every day, I wouldn’t stay up so late, yes that’s why I was always tired, so sheltered back then) I found my caffeeine in Red Bull. Red Bull, that evil evil combination of the tastes of Pez, Seltzer, and Gatorade.
At some point in college, I realized Red Bull wasn’t taking anymore. That leads me to my Jessie Spano caffeeine pills incidents, the last of which ended at Bard’s Karaoke night, me performing “I’m So Excited” and ending it by tossing Caffeeine Pills into the audience.
So back to coffee. It’s mostly been a phenomenon of the post Bard years that I’ve been able to get decent coffee. The brunch coffee at Elote is servicable, but the thing about them is that they only serve it hot. Which I get. Except I love it ice cold. Much better for savoring the flavors. Much better for having the coffee black, too.
The daily iced coffee routine started back when I was in Williamsburg and Gimme Coffee was just so nice with their iced. Around the time Winter started though, Gimme decided they weren’t going to do iced coffee in the same way, they then kept a pitcher in a fridge. The results of which were not at all close to what I’d gotten used to. So I moved to tea, I think. Or something?
I’ve started a plan to go to as many coffee places as possible and rate their offerings. Today’s was the sometimes oddly enough reccomended Dunkin Donuts. C+. Watered down and burnt. Nothing more to say than that.
Finally, from Sunday to hopefully middle of next week, I won’t be blogging as much. My laptop’s going in for repairs, as Apple is finally admitting that the Nvidia chips in their MBP line can shitty the display up. See my first encounter with this B.S. here.
• The Return Of That’s Racist … Where To Start
October 9th, 2008 § Leave a Comment

What he said.
So as you may know, polling shows that John McCain is currently electorally fucked five ways from Friday. So where does the former Straight Talk Express, now Race Baiting Rail Car go? It transforms like Megatron into the Fear Mongering Ford Four by Four.
• Links A Plenty, also Barack is up by 11 in Gallup.
October 8th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
In addition to all of this, one of my favorite political writers is about to start blogging (again?). I’d rather not say who, as it was said in a quasi private aside, but let me say, I’m fucking hyped. I’ll be quick to blast the noise here once it’s more public.
Please Lorne, do not have Sarah Palin on the Thursday Weekend Update Desk Thingamabobit.
MI: If you torture us with Palin, please give us Fey to cleanse the now shit stained palate.
John McCain, and I quote, “My Fellow Prisoners,” EPIC FUCKING FAIL.
Andrew Bird was fucking awesome @ the bland Hiro last night.
Mmmm, it’s like Christmas early in OH, or as I’ll now refer to it, SnOhio.
• You Know McCain Lost The Debate When …
October 8th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
• UPDATED. TheDailyBeast.com: The Next Website You’ll Hope You Were The First To Tell Your Friends About.
October 7th, 2008 § 3 Comments
UPDATE: They let Tucker Carlson whine about how Barack pronounces Pakistan. Fuck that noise.
There’s not much left to say in terms of introductions that Tina Brown hasn’t said already.

