Dickteases? Least Original Mocking Nickname Ever. Has nooooothing to do with the Giants and only to do with your outdated metaphor.

The Giants lost by a mere 3 points in that 16th win game that all the Massholes in the world crapped themselves over.

Only 3 points, in what was supposed to be a coronation game. 3 points in a game where Coughlin was also worried about resting people instead of going for the gusto. They play that same game again, and they might, who knows what the outcome will be.

I’d have been happier to get to play against Peyton than against Eli, if I were the Pats, now you might get the Hungry Manning. (Can I get some sort of points on a licensing deal for the Microwave TV Dinners?)

Way I see it, this thing ain’t over by a long shot.

Surprisingly, so do the Giants. I can’t say I’m scored the–one Manning’s as good as the next for the Patriots. Do you ever get the feeling that New York sports teams are like the first person to go in a rap battle lately? Start hot, spit some lines, get the crowd excited, but inevitably losing as the time runs down. Oh well, for your sake, Henry, I’ll root for the New York Dickteases next week too.