SuperBowlBloggery part 1 of what I assume will be many
January 28th, 2008 § 2 Comments
So, I want the Giants to beat the Patriots with Brady healthy and on the field.
Would I say I don’t want the Giants to play a Patriots team without Mr. Doucheyriffic?
Hells to the no.
In fact the more I think about it, having Brady forced to watch the Giants win from the sidelines would be very sweet to watch.
That being said, I repeat: Bootgate is a Belichickian Red Herring, a Doucheachusetts Maguffin, and I doubt that there’s anything wrong with Tom Brady.
Knock an ankle sprain on wood, etcetera.
Success, Tragedy, Success (Not Pictured In That Order).
January 27th, 2008 § 2 Comments
If you use chronologies to measure events, then:
Between Success
and unrelated success
lies tragedy.
Originally, I was going to try and do a triptych for this post, but that would have sucked.
The lack of posting on this blog as of late is easily attributed to a conflict in time vs. interest on my part. Also, writer’s block. Also, some bullshit.
In regards to the above images, in order:
That the Eli Manning led Giants are going to the big game is shocking. I want to believe they can and will beat the Patriots, but I’m not completely confident on the matter.
Obama winning South Carolina via TKO, is delightful. 55% to 27%, gee, what’s next, Edwards muscling up to 2nd now that even Dems are getting Clinton Fatigue?
Not to make it about me, but the apartment where Heath Ledger’s body was found is about a block away from the aparment I grew up in and where my parents still reside. I never saw the man in the area though. Also havn’t had reason to go down to my parents place in the last week, but when I do, I think I’ll stop by the memorial area.
Joel McHale ended this week’s The Soup with a very well said thought on the matter:
I’ve got, hopefully, funny things to say or rant about, but I’m kinda stymied at the moment.
And remember kids: A New Day Is Not Dawning.
I’m dyin’ right now.
January 20th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
It’s an ulcer, it’s a heart attack,
but really …
it’s the last 4 hours.
This Giants/Packers game killed me.
Untitled (like lee’s blog [in format only])
January 19th, 2008 § 1 Comment
and completely unrelated:
not sure how to say this
but mike huckabee’s either
a panderer
a racist
an asshole
or
all of the above.
McQuarters & Atari: Two of My Favorite Names
January 16th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
So Giants/Packers is Sunday, and if I learned anything hilarious and useless from last weekends games, it is that these two men are great at football and have amazing names, and I can’t wait to see the shit they get into:
Possibly the greatest old school football name of our time.
A little bit retro and a lot of hard tackles.
As they say…
January 14th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
A new day is not dawning.
This project at work is still not over yet. Maybe tomorrow. Who knows.
TO’s Tears Make Excellent Beverage
January 14th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
I’m sorry, but I’m not. There are no tears in football, especially when sticking up for Romo’s Jessica Simpson boinking, breakdown-on-the-field having, completely boring Cowboy ass.
Further: where was this T.O. back in Philly? Throwing McNabb under the bus while he did pushups.
Youtube after the jump.
Mom Talks To Video Game Character, Learns Drugs are Bad.
January 13th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
Not because she’s high and talking to a video game, though.
“You should tell him, in real life, drugs are nothing but trouble.”
